August 2010
5 posts
It'd be absolutely hillarious to hear version control metaphors in porn though
"I'm going to commit these changes"
"I'm COMMITTTING!!!!"
...wow
ROLL BACK! ROLL BACK!
lol
do you want to fork?
all up in your trunk
Let me tag that ass
Whoa, checkout that ass
:D
I'm going to export all over it
I'd love to do a three-way diff
lol
lets initiate a merge between the sheets
i heard that bigfoot was engineered by the french in the early 50's to fuck, and eventually kill, americans
me: Let's get an i5
me: http://www.nasi.com/images/IBM_i5-520.jpg
tim: i5 sucks
tim: lol
tim: get an i7
tim: wait
tim: lol wat
L.H.O.O.Q. →
February 2010
1 post
Tiny Core Linux →
October 2009
1 post
Viète's formula →
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
patching solaris is like playing doom on nightmare level with a joystick that only turns right and no ammo
July 2009
1 post
TATATATAA.CN →
June 2009
1 post
The Parable of The Two Programmers →
December 2008
3 posts
Fuck You, Penguin →
October 2008
3 posts
Fuck The Rain umbrella →
August 2008
6 posts
hm
linux fails
mozilla hanging yet again on heavy io
sbahra, wait a week, try a new scheduler =p
or are the "scheduler a week" days over in linux?
scheduler bi-annual
ah
NASHVILLE (UPI)—Officials with a Nashville congregation seeking to sell its church in favor of a larger facility said they have one rule for buyers—no strip clubs.
Eligible buyers include a slaughterhouse, an opium den, and the local Church of Satan.
vancouver woman owned by black bear :D
damn those blacks
i mean black bears, bears
‘wasp knife’ will stab your victims then freeze... →
July 2008
8 posts
stop buying all these gay macs
this is only my second mac purchase
and it's just for Logic Studio
that's what they all say
"I'm only in this relationship for the sex"
next thing you know you're married
June 2008
13 posts
Hoedown →
“In the 19th century the hoedown was mainly associated with black people,” not African-Americans. And I thought Wikipedia was one of the most politically correct places on the Internet.
Real Tree House →
Telephone Bug Kit From Toys "R" Us →
“Recommended age: 10 - 14 years”
have you ever noticed how Jehovas witnesses resemble the sith?
they come in pairs of two
no
no I haven't
one master and one apprentice
Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo →
Everything is Seemingly Spinning Out of Control →
I never thought I’d ever see a news post with that title.
SATOR AREPO TENET OPERA ROTAS
– Sator Square
Phun →
Virtual physics playground. It’s quite fun.
97 degrees today and yesterday, I can’t believe this heat wave.